I really am closed-minded when it comes to kids names. I like names that connect kids to historic traditions, rather than ones that signify the child’s uniqueness in the world. So, obviously, Sarah Palin’s kids’ ridiculous names are another reason I won’t be voting for McCain-Palin in November.
Track, Trig, Bristol, Willow, and Piper.
Using the Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator, I determined that my own name would be: “Claw Washout Palin.” Sweet.
Try it out.